Guest Blogger, and Enes Kanter Expert: A Chair

Mark my words, Enes Kanter is the future. Have you seen this kid play? He's an absolute fucking beast. Kid has every tool in the box. NBA body? Check. Runs the floor? Yop. Soft shooting touch? Yessir. Low-post moves? For days, son.

Look, I don't want to toot my horn, but I've been out there with some of the best. No one would ever confuse me with Luol Deng, but I can hold my own on the defensive end, and believe me when I say this; nobody, but nobody has worked me like Kanter since Yi JianLian.